The Constitutional Right to Eat Beef
Americans cherish their God-given right to eat lots of beef.
Last week the wife and I went to a burger joint in Vancouver, WA. They would not let me order my burger medium rare. They said it is against the law.
I have never heard anything so outrageous.
When we got back to California I celebrated by eating a cheeseburger for lunch and dinner. Medium rare mister!
I asked my cousin-in-law the lawyer to look into whether I can sue the burger chain and the State of Washington for passing that law.
I'm pretty sure the Constitution says something about my right to eat beef however I want to eat it, whenever I want to eat it, and wherever I want to eat it.
God bless America.
Last week the wife and I went to a burger joint in Vancouver, WA. They would not let me order my burger medium rare. They said it is against the law.
I have never heard anything so outrageous.
When we got back to California I celebrated by eating a cheeseburger for lunch and dinner. Medium rare mister!
I asked my cousin-in-law the lawyer to look into whether I can sue the burger chain and the State of Washington for passing that law.
I'm pretty sure the Constitution says something about my right to eat beef however I want to eat it, whenever I want to eat it, and wherever I want to eat it.
God bless America.
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