Most little boys dream of being pirates. Many grow out of that dream, but I didn't.

Now it seems like these days every Tom, Dick, and Harry wants to be a pirate.

I guess I can't blame them. The life of a pirate is pretty swell and all... chasing booty and stuff.

But the whole thing makes me mad. Just because you have an eye patch and say "arrr!" doesn't make you a pirate, my friend.

So I set out to build an army of robot pirates.

The first prototypes were pretty simple.

Then when I got them to say "Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum!" I built one that was more complicated.

But he couldn't dig for buried treasure so I went back to the drawing board and came up with this one. He was pretty awesome.

After many successes and failures I finally created a robot pirate and unleashed him on all the wanna-be pirates out there. He is the terror of the Seven Seas.

"Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?"

Well blow me down!

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